spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I think I just sharted jello shots
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