I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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