You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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