im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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