Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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