The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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