I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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