I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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