You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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