Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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