it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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