1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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