In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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