I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
