No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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