Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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