you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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