Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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