I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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