: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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