Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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