i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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