I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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