i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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