in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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