Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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