I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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