so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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