She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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