Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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