You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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