Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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