Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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