I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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