Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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