Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
this boner is exhausting
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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