your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda