I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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