Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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