your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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