every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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