Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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