so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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