Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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