Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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