I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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