You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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