OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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