This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash