They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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