their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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