should my penis look like a turkey
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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