So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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