if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
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im holly from the hills drunk
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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