Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Help. Why am I so naked?
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