She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she looked like the before picture.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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