id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize