i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I just googled if crying burns calories
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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