like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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