So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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